cheater

Call me a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.

Call me a liar, liar pants on fire.

You could get kicked out of school for failing

You could get kicked out of school if you misbehave

But the one thing that will get you gone for sure

Is if you're a cheater cheater cheater cheater

Don't know if I'm cheating on you

Cuz you wouldn't ever do it to me

Catch it just like the flu

And you'll start to be

Lying lying and

trying trying and

Doin' everything you can

To keep your past in the past.

You're friends get pissed if you cheat in poker

You're friends get pissed if you rig you blackjack hand

So if you cheat just like that, going behind their back

Labelled a cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater

Don't know if I'm cheating on you

Cuz you wouldn't ever do it to me

Catch it just like the flu

And you'll start to be

Lying, lying and

Trying, trying and

Doin' everything you can

To keep your past in the past

The first time I was called a cheater

The first time I really started to lie

I didn't learn my lesson, couldn't ask for a blessin'

Always a cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater

Don't know if I'm cheating on you

Cuz you wouldn't ever do it to me

Catch it just like the flu

And you'll start to be

Lying, lying and

Trying, trying and

Doin' everything you can

To keep your past in the past

You say you'd never cheat on your schoolwork

You'd never cheat in Candyland

But you're man ain't around

How damn convinient

So you make it your dark secret

Who really knows if you can keep it

You start lying lying

and trying trying and

Doin' everything you can

To hide the fact that

You're a cheater cheater cheater cheater

And keep your past in the past